A Brand New Me




Send me “Librarian!” + a number and I’ll grab the closest book, flip to that page number, and make us a starter using a random line of text from said page! 






"Hi, I’m new here, can you show me around?"
"Uh.. I think I’m lost."
"Wow, those are some awesome threads!"
"Don’t mind me, I just like making new friends!"
"Oh dear, do you need help?"
"You look like you could use a hand."
"You look a little lost, can I be of assistance?"


"Watch where you’re going."
"Oops, did I do that?.. Oh well."
"Take a picture, it’ll last longer."
"Get lost, would ya?"
"I don’t have time to play tour guide."
"Thankfully, it’s not my job to help you."


"Wait! Stop!"
"Don’t let them find us."
"I don’t wanna be left alone."
"Get out of the way!"
"Are you dead?"
"Hurry! Run!"


"Can I skip dinner and go right for dessert?"
"I think I just found the most beautiful girl in Japan."
"Hey there, Foxy Mama."
"Huh? Oh yeah, this view is nice."
"How about we go back to my place? I’ve got board games."
"All you have to do is say, "yes".


"Wow, your eyes are the most beautiful, that I’ve ever seen."
"I’ve been enchanted by your amazing voice."
"Ah, I’m sorry, I could have sworn you were an angel."
"Am I dreaming, or do you really exist?"
"I wasn’t aware that Goddesses/Gods existed."
"No flower or scenery can compare to your beauty."


"At long last! I’ve finally found you! Now I can kill you!"
"What an ugly mug, it’s a good thing I won’t have to see you for long."
"How would you like to be full of holes?"
"You know, I think your head looks better detached from your body. "
"I will make you experience unimaginable pain."
"Beg all you want, but your fate is going to end the same way."


"Love is illogical, it means nothing to me."
"The more you cry, the more reasons I find to leave your pathetic being."
"Do not touch me, I don’t require affection from anyone."
"Why are you hugging me?"
"He’s dead, let’s move on."
"Why is family so important to you?".

Send me a ♀ for my genderbent muse 


Ask my muse about their past.

Ask my muse about their future.

Ask my muse about their relationship with other muses.

Ask my muse about their relationship with the mun.

Ask my muse about their likes and dislikes.


Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared sentence starters 


  • "What’s your favorite idea?"
  • "Just try to think creatively."
  • "I see a silly face."
  • "I don’t see what you mean."
  • "I use my hair to express myself."
  • "That sounds really boring."
  • "When you stare at the clouds in the sky, don’t you find it exciting?"
  • "Come on, take another look."
  • "I can see a man with a baseball bat."
  • "I think you’re getting the hang of it now."
  • "I might paint a picture of a clown."
  • "Whoa there, friend. You might need to slow down."
  • "Here’s another good tip."
  • "Green is not a creative color."
  • "Listen to your heart. Listen to the rain. Listen to the voices in your brain."
  • "Let’s get creative!"
  • "Now, let’s all agree to never be creative again."
  • "There’s always time for a song."
  • "The past is far behind us. The future doesn’t exist."
  • "Scrub, scrub, scrub till the water’s brown."
  • "Watch it go ‘round like a merry-go-round."
  • "Let’s go on a journey throughout time."
  • "We’re going to miss our show."
  • "Don’t be stupid, friend!"
  • "With cobbles and plague and speaking in rhyme."
  • "This tree that is old has circles inside."
  • "The apple that’s fresh is ripe to the core."
  • "Time flies fast when you’re having fun."
  • "There’s a time and place for mucking around."
  • "I’m friends with my dad."
  • "An old man died."
  • "Everything’s cool. It’s the future!"
  • "Look at all the wonderful things you can do."
  • "It’s twenty past day. There’s fish on my tray."
  • "It’s nine thirty. There’s fish everywhere."
  • "If we run out of time, then where does it go?"
  • "Is time even real? Does anyone know?"
  • "It’s out of my hands."
  • "Don’t worry, I’m sure you’ll be fine."
  • "Eventually, everyone runs out of time."